There was a burglary in our neighborhood last week and they were caught so everyone who was burgled got their stuff back. I have been more aware that I need to lock all my doors and windows since we have a plague of druggies running around stealing whatever they can to keep their habit going.
I started keeping my purse and my phone next to my bed so that I could use the remote key to start the car horn outrageously honking in case someone broke into my house and so I could call 911 immediately.
Promptly, at 6:25 AM my phone startled me awake with the duh duh duh, duh – some tune that I don’t recognize except that I liked the deep resonating sound of it when I found it on my phone. All the other tunes were too high pitched! I reached down to get my phone when it stopped so I looked to see who was rudely calling too early in the morning. Can you believe it, it was Dr. Bizzant’s office canceling my 10 AM appointment for that day? But 6:25 AM – who in their right mind calls that early?
I felt like this overly rouged lady with the red hair and giant eyes from the Hospital gift shop. I must say that I don’t know anyone who has such tiny red lips.
From now on, I turn off the sound to my phone – I don’t take phone calls until after 9 AM.